It’s Christmas blog time again, and usually, we give you some unusual or amusing Christmas facts. But this time we thought we’d bring you some of the better Christmas jokes. Here goes-
- Daughter: Can I have a horse for Christmas, Dad?
Dad: The oven’s only big enough for a turkey. - How does Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence.
- The Christmas alphabet only has 25 letters. There’s noel.
- What is the best possible holiday present? A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
- Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days.
- Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.
- Do snow globes ever get scared? No, just shaken.
- What should you expect at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y.
- Why do birds fly south for Christmas? It’s too far to walk.
- What do you call a snowman with no arms or legs? A snowball.
- How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!
We hope you enjoyed the jokes and would like to wish all our lovely customers a very merry Christmas and a happy new year, from all at Freshbinz Ltd.